I went up to him and said, “You look a lot like Jared Leto. Do you know who Jared Leto is?” He said, “I am Jared Leto.” I wasn’t ready for that. So all I could manage to say was, “Your beauty in Requiem for a Dream detracted from the narrative.”
He thanked me and walked away. 

I love Simon Amstell so much. Earlier in this bit he talks about how Jordan Catalano ruined his love life.

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    I love Simon Amstell so much. Earlier in this bit he talks about how Jordan Catalano ruined his love life.

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    This is the best bit of Do Nothing. I should really download Grandma’s House before the government eats isohunt.

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    This is just wonderful. And allows me to momentarily bask in my deep dislike of Jared Leto.

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